Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

"I forbid you to breathe, bitch!" - That's a real tough throat fuck

"I fuck better," declared a colleague, and to prove it, she licked

It's been a long time since I went to fuck my neighbor, and her husband still owes me

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Took the condom off for crepey, but accidentally doused her dick with squirt

Her ass is on fire from a hard flogging, so it's time to get it rough from behind

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

I already poked my dick - I liked it, now I can fuck it, too

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Checked to see if I could bring her to orgasm without my cock - yes, 3 times!

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Sperm gushing out of his mouth as the tentacle went all the way through his body

Thought asian girls don't give it away right away, but this one's got her pussy exposed for a fuck

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve